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  • The Farmer File: ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ and leave the theater Published 9/1/2010 at 3:25 p.m. 2 comments

    The night my wife, another couple and I went to the movies to see the Julia Roberts big deal film, “Eat, Pray, Love,” the husband half of the other couple leaned over as we sat down and said, “Don, do ...

  • The Farmer File: Our property value tax pickle Published 8/26/2010 at 9:52 a.m. 12 comments

    When I got my property tax bill recently I thought it was a joke. Was I on “Candid Camera” or was I one of Ashton Kutcher’s victims on the TV show “Punk’d?” No such luck. In the midst of a ...

  • The Farmer File: TV is not the boss of me Published 8/18/2010 at 2:03 p.m. 1 comment

    A friend was telling us about a new TV show she likes and suggested we check it out. “What channel, what time?” we asked. She didn’t know. “We just DVR it and watch when we want to.” Her method is ...

  • The Farmer File: Tears of rejection or tears of laughter? Published 8/11/2010 at 1:53 p.m. 2 comments

    I made a lady cry the other day. I didn’t do it on purpose and was incredulous at what was happening. It was on a business phone call. The woman’s voice broke and she sobbed a little. “Are you crying?” ...

  • Shop Talk: Mystery tent found on Marco Published 8/7/2010 at 6:00 a.m. 3 comments

    When experts began removing exotic plants and trees from a lot adjacent to the Marco Healthcare Center, they thought they knew what to expect. And they did, except for one piece of evidence that humans also had “invaded” the space ...

  • The Farmer File: A no-brainer in Marco Island politics Published 8/4/2010 at 3:54 p.m. 1 comment

    There are few no-brainers in city politics. Nuance is king even when stiff-necked attitudes reign. Here’s one sure bet: Keep Jim Riviere as Marco Island’s permanent city manager, or at least as permanent as our roller coaster politics allow. Riviere ...

  • The Farmer File: Memories of the ‘Zoo Plane,” part two Published 7/28/2010 at 2:14 p.m. 0 comments

    A recent column about the “zoo plane” that traditionally carries media people as they follow the president around the nation and the world sparked some vivid memories of those days. The aircraft, dubbed the zoo plane for the frequent on ...

  • Marcophiles: Local couple brings home another national dancing prize Published 7/26/2010 at 3:27 p.m. 0 comments

    If you have not yet seen Nazar Norov and Irina Kudryashova dance, you should. They are young, attractive, talented and award-winning dancers who brought home another victory recently from a national competition in Virginia.

  • The Farmer File: The Zoo Plane: Good memories but bad times Published 7/21/2010 at 4:37 p.m. 0 comments

    The slavish way the mainstream media have lavished love on President Barack Obama since he was a serious candidate makes the following turn of events almost unbelievable, especially to one Marco Island man.

  • The Farmer File: Oh, they’re playing baseball? Published 7/14/2010 at 11:54 a.m. 0 comments

    I love baseball all season long, but also welcome people who pay attention only on major events, such as the All-Star game last Tuesday and maybe the World Series. Let me assure such occasional fans that this column is not ...

  • The Farmer File: Inspirations nationwide and here at home Published 7/7/2010 at 2:32 p.m. 0 comments

    We’ve had a week of inspiring events that bring hope amidst the hand-wringing problems in the Gulf of Mexico, Wall Street, Congress and the White House. Among them were the uplifting Independence Day celebrations, from local fireworks to grand PBS ...

  • The Farmer File: TV’s dim bulb at Independence Day Published 6/30/2010 at 2:44 p.m. 1 comment

    The mainstream media’s buzz and blather about Larry King’s awkward dumping at CNN overlooked Larry’s 11th hour time-travel trek back to 1776 to cover the American Revolution.

  • The Farmer File: Sock free in radio land Published 6/23/2010 at 4:33 p.m. 1 comment

    One of the cool things about being a father is that on Father’s Day, loved ones often give dads gifts indulging their hobbies — a round of golf, a special stamp, or a model train, plane or boat. Mine was ...

  • The Farmer File: This old boat like a member of the family Published 6/16/2010 at 4:47 p.m. 2 comments

    A reliable, 22-foot deck boat has been giving my family pleasure for 12 years and my wife’s parents good times for years before that. This 1994 Godfrey Hurricane has experienced life. Frisky and fresh at first, shiny and sleek in ...

  • The Farmer File: Dad’s tie day Published 6/9/2010 at 4:12 p.m. 0 comments

    Neckties have been around a lot longer than Father’s Day, but the two often are intertwined in our culture, or should we say knotted. Informal efforts to honor dads stirred in 1909, but it wasn’t until 1966 that President Lyndon ...

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